
The new monument in Haymarket Square and the memorial to the Haymarket Martyrs at Forrest Home Cemetary (formerly Waldheim Cemetary)
BECOMING AMERICAN (ANOTATED VERSION)
A Thumbnail History of the European-American Immigrant Experience
Micks, Krauts, Wops, Frogs, Kikes,
Square Heads, Polacks, Bohunks,[i]
our huddled masses, bewildered and frightened
pressed against the Golden Door[ii]
and burst in upon your Yankee yeomanry.[iii]
Ready or not, here we came,
a stinking pestilence, a Popish rabble[iv]
the shucked off waste of Babel[v]
polluting your pristine English stream,
the craven minions
of the Elders of the Protocols of Zion[vi]
with appetites for Christian babes
and usury’s truncheon on honest men.
And you welcomed us with Know Nothing[vii]
wet dreams of Maria Monk’s priestly orgies,[viii]
with No Irish Need Apply[ix]
posted in every clean and comfortable shop
where moleskin and brogan slaves[x]
might yearn for relief from spade and hod.[xi]
You cursed the Dutchy[xii]
who worshiped in his guttural tongue,
idled over beer instead of whiskey,
dreamed of failed revolutions[xiii]
and future one in endless
alien newspapers—
And, damn it, learn the language!
When you tired of lynching Black men,
you burned your crosses in our yards[xiv]
the purifying, scourging flames
exorcising Roman anti-Christs
and demonic Hebrew cults.
Yet we filled your tenements and slums,
your Hoovervilles and hobo jungles,[xv]
your railroad shacks and company towns,
your Army posts, your prisons,
and your potter’s fields.[xvi]
We dug and wove and dug some more,
we felled the endless forests
and reaped your amber waves of grain,[xvii]
hog butchered to the world,[xviii]
gandy danced and poured the very brimstone[xix]
that steeled the nation’s progress,
we sewed and stitched and vulcanized,[xx]
sailed your Death Ship and dug your graves.[xxi]
We did all of the dirty, bloody labors
that you spurned
and you called us lazy, ignorant, and ungrateful
as we died by the dutiful legion
in your burning pits and suffocating sweat shops.
We were Henry Forded and Taylorized,[xxii]
made mere interchangeable cogs
in the vast machine that made
more, always more,
as our days and years ran on,
a Mobius loop of numbing sameness.[xxiii]
And when we finally clenched our fists in rage
and linked our arms in union,
we were Hay Marketed, Joe Hilled,[xxiv]
Sacco and Vanzettied, Ludlowized,[xxv]
and Republic Steeled,[xxvi]
we sang the new litany of martyrs
and grew strong.
You called your Pinkertons and gun thugs[xxvii]
and when we would not yield,
you tagged us Reds and Commies,
raided and deported us,[xxviii]
wetted your bayonets and gassed us,
and stuffed your prisons full.[xxix]
But we endured and inch by painful inch
we climbed to our place at your table,
now our children’s children’s children
are Yankees, the old tongues and ways
abandoned with no regret,
we have mixed our blood
until there are swarthy Olsens
and Hebrew Fitzgeralds.
Now we hear our progeny say—
“Why don’t they just learn English?
They breed like rabbits
and lay around on welfare.
Go back to where you came from!”
Truly, they have become American.
--Patrick Murfin
(See part 2 below for line notes.)